roses r red, violets r blue, it's deja vu

watching ariana grande, beyoncé, taylor swift, etc. putting together hours long shows with full choreography and 15 costume changes and dozens of songs from their 15-25 year long careers and overarching theatrical concepts and touring for months on end and still receiving hate for not putting in enough effort while male musicians can stand on a blank stage in sweats and a t-shirt and lip-sync five songs while pacing up and down the stage and be praised pisses me off in a way i cannot articulate

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

that's the cutest thing i've ever read

forever David Lynch and his vague but thought provoking universe

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

for real tho