mlem

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

2016 was kind of like. brocedes were a couple endlessly getting into arguments. seb was the unlicensed therapist deliberately stirring them up. and max was the kid that kept breaking into the room to show off his hot wheels

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

i hate to say it (lie) but i really fuck with the minnesota wild (truth)

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

invent a staying asleep that is also easy

they should also invent a waking up that is easy