filthy runt

Sorry that we turned our found family dynamic into a weird sex thing. We will do it again.

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

objectively cutest girls behavior is when you lay down with another girl and you look at her and she looks at you and you are both Looking and saying hi to each other over and over again

not many know this, but girls can awawa for extra points

Hey are you okay? You’ve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesn’t care about your autonomy, again.

So many women are looking for a “masc lesbian” but what they really mean is that they want a top who has their life together lmao

“You got masc vibes even though you are a femme” do I? Or do you just think that confidence and competence are inherently linked to masculinity?

Like if you want someone to top you till you cry then you should just say that. There are many women who can provide, many of them femme.

But also it’s kind of rude to assign gender roles and sexual preferences to someone just because they’re masc. just because she wears a snapback that doesn’t mean she’s a top or able to fix your car or whatever.

ugghhhh mommm don't call it fauxcest 🙄

Reblog if you wanna go down on one or more of your mutuals

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

i need to make it clear to everyone misreading this that the girl is attracted to the lanyard and only the lanyard - that singular item takes an otherwise normal t shirt and jeans outfit and transforms it into a work uniform

I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that voice owners use on their dogs. That wasn’t nice for you, was it? No? Nooo, you didn’t like that did you? Aw I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?

It's really normal to get hard when an older woman hugs you, remember to stay still and let it happen when she pulls you closer and you feel her hand dipping lower, that's just polite.