filthy runt

girl stuff = strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

stop calling it fauxcest and instead strive to make the familial bonds feel more real than the family you had before <3

a flat chest is a landing strip for another girl's much bigger boobs

and, of course, her cock.

Getting shoved up against a wall and having a thigh forced between your legs and someone's tongue down your throat. you agree. reblog

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

I may not be tha sharpest tool in the shed but im the most fuckable plushie in the pile

reblog this to hug me

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

can she just tie my hands behind my back and finger me til i’m gasping and moaning into her mouth

Please touch me like you want me in the room.

let's talk about boobs

Let's touch boobs

lets press our boobs together

Let's get our boobs rubbing up against each other

sometimes i think about that "what am i supposed to do, fuck the dog?" post and i get embarrassed because often when im trying to cum and i'm having a hard time i tell my partner to bark for me and it usually works. like yeah that post is about me unfortunately :(

I got a blood test and the doctor told me I have a B12 deficiency. I don’t really get how my test results told her I need to age regress, but who am I to question a medical professional