barbarocracy

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.