Bara time!

absolutely you can

btw if you are friends with someone and you have the kind of dynamic where you can tease each other you also need to be nice. just so we're all aware. you also have to be nice with your words on top of it. like with your words. use your words. you should tell them with your words when you like something about them. if you are scared of being too sincere or vulnerable that is not an excuse to not be nice to someone. also you should work on that. ok are we all on the same page

Like for example people assuming that I’m not American because I like roundabouts? And because I’m informed about safe road design? I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you needed to be from a specific place to care about reducing car accidents.

Anyways I’m just bitching after I just woke up about something that doesn’t matter. I’m gonna go have a coffee.

No please I was thinking about Carmel, Indiana USA when I was talking about roundabouts don’t take me to the baguette hexagon

France is clearly a pentagon. You must be American.

L'Hexagone is literally a common nickname for France

The French must be American

Say that out loud on the streets of Paris and see how long you survive.

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

Nobody tell them where the puritans came from.

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

whAT BOOK IS THIS

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

I own this book and it’s about 600 pages and it’s ALL this good. You can play as hamlet, Ophelia, or hamlet sr, who is a ghost. You can murder everyone in the play. You can fire yourself out of a cannon and use your uncle as a skateboard. There are dozens of endings and places where you can diverge from canon and do something wacky instead. 10/10 would recommend

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)