Strong Noodle

Russel: Why are you asking me?

Good dad plans surprise birthday party for his daughter!!! ♥️

Bonus: She had a great time❗️😻

I KNOW WERE SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT BUT BUCKLE UP KIDDOS, LETS JUMP ON IN

first, i would like to preface this with that these are only kin-related offenses of ree

they have dome many other problematic things but to try and condense it all into one post would be way too long and complex

alright! all aboard the fuck train!

is…. mator kin????

the BEGIN unpacking this we have to understand that mator is not human and, therefore, not white. ree is very white.

the ccu (cars cinematic universe) is problematic enough with its star: Whiteling CisManMcqueen repeatedly benefiting from sexism, racism, and classism, and even DEMEANING other cars because of their social statuses and NEVER LEARNING FROM IT hes the GOOD GUY!!! watching these movies was like an awful commentary on american society…

but ree is straight up kinning outside their race and will use this to their advantage, often using slang and slurs meant only for cars

as seen here:

:) yikes….

OH BUT THAT LEADS INTO OUR NEXT KIN

CHIP SKYLARK

CHIPS WHOLE THING IS HIM AND HIS SHINY TEETH REE DOES NOT HAVE SHINY TEETH

WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY HOW ABSOLUTELY

ABSURD AND FUCKED UP

THIS IS?????

murdoc:

noodle: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD??

murdoc: i—