Baphy The Sapphy

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

I'm well aware! This is a severe abuse of rectangles!

have invented new sport call doorball where two teams of eleven slam their balls in a door

This has to be exclusively played in the fall so that the finals can take place in No Nut November

I feel like this is the definitive, vintage Tumblr experience. Piping hot tea crammed into a Destiel meme.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

I know some of y'all are gonna cook me for this, but High Hopes and Hey Look Ma, I Made It are comfort songs and I love them. I know that to a lot of people these songs are hated for how commercialized they were (especially High Hopes) and how it felt like the true and final death of old P!atD, but I love them for what they are.

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me

This is just the Reverse 1999 community and Enigma rn

This is honestly so fair. Goose herself admitted that Jax was a piece of shit and I don't think we were ever meant to excuse her behavior even if we could understand where it came from. "Tragic backstory, still dickish" feels like a neat summation of my feelings. Jax is meant to be that ass hole rabbit that you hate on the first watch, and a tragic victim turned abuser on a rewatch. I honestly recommend a rewatch because there's so many early scenes that hit different on a rewatch. Ragatha opening up about her abusive mother only for Jax to go quiet and somber while looking away stands out.