This Is The Water And This Is The Well

pheromones aren't real. sweat is just that good.

i get so gay off that sleepy time tea

bottoms are gay cause they were molested & want to re-experience it tops are gay cause they were molested & want to hurt their past self via inflicting it on a proxy

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

i'm the stripper that Loves you

Went to a gig tonight and ended up missing my last train as always and then as I was buying a drink this 50 year old guy asks to cut the line and pays for my drink for me. He asks me whereabouts I live and I tell him and he tells me to run or I’ll miss my train and I tell him I’m getting a cab. He pays for my uber. Doesn’t hit on me once. Doesn’t ask for anything back. I thank him for being the first man not to be creepy to me and he goes “well you’re gorgeous of course but I wouldn’t do that”. WOW angels are real and they’re 50 year old relapsing alcoholics

I’m still reeling from that night cause like all the bands were amazing and I got to be right in front of the stage and Lydia lunch had to walk past me to get to the stage and I didn’t see her coming cause she’s quite short so she gently pushed me away TOUCHING ME ON THE ARM and then she saw me looking when she put ice cubes in her dress cause it was so warm and she WINKED AT ME and she did an air gun to me when she was singing Frankie Teardrop and I got to talk to the drummer of the first band and she hugged me and the singer of the second band fangirled over Lydia lunch with me and then I met the 50 year old who bought me a drink, an uber and gave me some good advice. And then I got home and had my post-gig cheeseburger. FUCKING INCREDIBLE

I keep having to take breaks from tvl mainly because the changes they’ve made to Gabrielle unfortunately have made her eerily similar personality wise to my own evil mother

Sorry to keep going on about this but I think I genuinely went into a more feminine presentation again cause I noticed my moms constant weirdness and it made me feel like if I looked more masculine it would get worse. Cause she’s straight as fuck like even hates her own pussy kind of straight and she still managed to be sexually intrusive when I was closeted so like. Shiver to think. That was my Oedipiphany as lestat would say