Many Things. Little Time.

can we leave being unnecessarily rude to everyone in 2015 thanks

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

you know when you go to bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth and you have to decide what kind of person you are going to be

Sometimes when I ask someone a question and they misinterpret the question, I just go along with it and don’t say anything because I don’t want to embarrass them.

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Life Hack: Instead of burning your ex’s clothes and contributing to global warming, give them to charity! You’re helping an organisation in need and are being a better human than they will ever be.

the new jurassic park movie looks great