Band of Exiles Appreciation

We will continue to accept submissions if anyone has any late submissions and the masterlist will be up soon.

Thank you very much to @sonics-atelier who made the prompt moodboards, as well as @queercontrarian , @geniemillies , and @copypastus for allowing me to feature your art. This event was run by @shadowqueenjude .

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I may or may not have taken the band part literally...

The Ugly Pink Couch - roxan1930 - A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas [Archive of Our Own]

Summary: In which Jurian first brings in the ugly pink couch to the manor

Writen for @bandofexilesofficial

He's an icon. He's a legend. He is the moment.

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𝐃𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬: 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐭 - Day 1: Diplomats and Emissaries - Fic

𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐱𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬: 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐦, 𝐇𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 - Day 2: Reputation - Fic

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞: 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞 - Day 3: Exchanging Traditions - Fic

𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 - Day 4: Curses and Scars - Poem

𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐒𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐩 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐱𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐦) - Day 5: Pink Chair - Fic

Greyson’s manor before the Band of Exiles settled in it:

1. Boring

2. Messy

3. Boomer type shi

Greyson’s manor after the Band of Exiles settled in it:

1. Fun

2. Clean

For @bandofexilesofficial Day 5: Pink Chair

Summary: Peony, the long-suffering pink chair, seeks professional help after enduring unspeakable horrors—wine stains, goat stampedes, and Lucien’s embroidery. Therapy may not be enough; an exorcism might be required.

day five : pink chair ( tales ) @bandofexilesofficial

they all have opinions about the sofa.  it's hideous, according to vassa. it's lovely, is lucien's counter. “ it was likely the dying place of a lady of the manor. or. or a spinster grand-aunt of graysen's, whose true love died at sea and she never loved again ... ! ” lucien raises a brow at jurian. “ didn't have you pinned as a romantic. ” vassa looks ready to roll her eyes at the general for the umpteenth time. “ he's not ,” she says. “ he's just bored. ”

Vassa: What?

Jurian: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind!

Lucien: *wheezing*

Vassa: *shakes head*

Jurian: Oh oh I got another one! What did the professor say to Lucien after he got the best grade in his class?

Vassa: *sighs* Let me guess: Holy shir, you’re on fire!

Jurian and Lucien: *chortling*

Lucien: Oooo I got one: what do you call a Vassa who bullies people?

Jurian: What?

Lucien: A mockingbird!

Vassa: Oh come on, that wasn’t even a good joke!

Jurian: Your turn for a joke: Vassa. Impress us.

Vassa: Fine. What did Beron say upon seeing baby Lucien!

Lucien: Oh boy…

Jurian: What?

Vassa: That boy glows brighter than his future.

Jurian, Vassa, and Lucien: *doubled over laughing*

day four : curses & scars ( dark academia au ) @bandofexilesofficial

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 – 𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐬. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠.