sup

When you shake it, jar jar clinks.

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell

sadly this is not because we’re constantly clenching our muscles, they actually say its because we’re all trembling 24/7 which is objectively way funnier…. 

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

I love it when people ask shit like “Which world would you rather live in? Star Trek or Star Wars?” When like, Star Trek takes place in a world where mankind has erradicated diseases and war and explore space to make contact with new civilizations, and in Star Wars everything is old and dusty and every 20 years a new angry white man murders half the galaxy.

The people who answer star wars are the ones who want to work for the angry white man

Y'all think being in a goth relationship means wearing white makeup together but Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave so maybe step it up.

Mary Shelley carried her husband’s heart around and lived in a crypt after he died. No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley.

It’s sad to realize that peak goth was hit so long ago

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

Potion of make you fall down

like to charge, reblog to cast

When you didn’t study for the right test. OMG HIS FACE