May all your bacon burn.

Terrible goose for Smash pls Mr Sakurai;;; mostly to see the absolute destruction that Kirby is capable of with the goose’s powers 

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Reverend Matthew Mason in the actual show:

More collected ‘Words and Creatures’ short comics I’ve been making for quite a while now (and only just recently gave the strip a proper title aha I’m a very organised person 💦)

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And it’s true for every incarnation

Every. Fucking. One.

OK SO I SAW THIS AND I JUST TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.

OH MY GOD

Where I got it from

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

The cat before her was basically named “Hat.”

The coolest temporary name we adopted was “Al Capone,” named so because he was very obese due to XXY male calico genetics. We ended up keeping the name “Capone” after seeing him frequently body slamming and trying to strangle our other cats. A gangster’s name just sorta fit our fat murder-ball.