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breaking news! grown adult doesn’t know how to put clothes on a hanger!

four months ago i told my cousin i wanted to do a 13 Going on 30 theme for my 30th birthday party because it’s been my favourite movie since i was about 5. last night i got an invitation to her “thirty, flirty, and thriving” birthday party. but I’m not allowed to be mad about it because i don’t turn 30 until 2034.

being second gen is so frustrating; why am i only canadian when it’s convenient to others?

nobody says excuse me anymore 🙄

saying "thank you for the feedback" instead of "why tf didn't you tell me that in the first place?"

3 days in and i’ve already been irritated for most of the year 🙄

do not count on your kids being besties with your friends kids. they could end up hating each other.

west indian parents are so annoying. why do they feel they can insult my friends and tell me they’re ugly or they look old for their ages but when i talk about their friends it’s disrespectful. let’s keep the same energy. (also, i’m literally 20, not that it matters to them).

age is but a number, but in an “i will beef w anyone” way and not a pervert way

the amount of able-bodied, child free customers who get mad at me from not letting them use our stores only disabled/family fitting room is crazy. we have multiple, perfectly fine rooms you can use because you don’t have to worry about wheel chairs or strollers not being able to pass the door. i don’t care how “fast” you can try clothes on. the customer coming in right after you could be someone that actually needs the room and i am not going to to tell them they can’t use the room because you were too lazy to walk around the corner. you are not special, have some fucking human decency.