This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

actually i think that everyone should have access to library databases forever and ever, including university libraries, blessed be

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

SHUT🤏

“Is somebody gonna match my freak” and it’s just me sitting at a pc gaming for 12 hours straight and forgetting to eat

look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and that’s not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected

Possums are the only North American marsupial, they eat ticks and keep down cases of Lyme, and they can't carry rabies! We only have two native boa constrictors; the rubber boa and the rosy boa! Bison and the American Alligator are LITERAL MEGAFAUNA LEFT OVER FROM PREHISTORY!

@spacefinch

My dudes, dont get me started on North America's marine world. We have the second longest barrier coral reef in the world (the Mesoamerican Reef System). We are the only place in the world besides South Asia that has horseshoe crabs. We have an array of gorgeous sea ducks! We have the largest gull in the world (Great Black Backed Gull) - yes I am boasting about a sea gull! We have right whales, orcas, and great white sharks. Sea turtles nest here. Walrus! North America ain't boring.