LURKING

Who wants to watch this weird reality show with me?

Bonbon! [swats at him] How was I supposed to know?

If you were a sensible human being, you wouldn't have thought me bringing a knife to school as something logical. I mean, Jesus Christ, Kiara. I'm not a psycho.

Who wants to watch this weird reality show with me?

[looks at her in silence, before bursting out laughing]

[starts laughing too] What are we laughing about?

The fact that you actually believe I stabbed some kids from my school. [shakes his head and pauses, chewing on some popcorn] I met Scar when I was fifteen.

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Who wants to watch this weird reality show with me?

Yep. [shrugs] I don’t generally tell people about be stabbing kids at my school. Kind of freaks ‘em out.

Yeah… It probably does…

[looks at her in silence, before bursting out laughing]

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Who wants to watch this weird reality show with me?

I got bullied. Until I decided to stab the fuckers with a knife I brought with me to school. [scratches his neck] That’s when Scar found me.

Really? [frowns a little] You… uh… I don’t know if it would be a good or bad idea to repeat this to his kids. It would hurt them pretty badly… They’ve got so much pain in their hearts from their parents.

Yep. [shrugs] I don't generally tell people about be stabbing kids at my school. Kind of freaks 'em out.

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Who wants to watch this weird reality show with me?

[nods] Yeah. Or he’ll get bullied.

His father’s name isn’t ordinary, and he didn’t get bullied. Neither did Nuka or Vitani. Although… nobody in their right mind would pick on a kid from the Outlands…

I got bullied. Until I decided to stab the fuckers with a knife I brought with me to school. [scratches his neck] That's when Scar found me.

Who wants to watch this weird reality show with me?

I don’t have that instinct, then. [grabs for her tongue again] So you haven’t decided on a first name, huh? I vote… Joseph. A real normal name.

Guess not. [sucks her tongue back in] Hmm… Joseph is nice. I like Mason too. Or Toby. Thomas is a good one too… So many choices… *tilts her head* Are you saying that an ordinary name is better?

[nods] Yeah. Or he'll get bullied.

-Hiding behind a tree-

Shut the fuck up. [hides behind the tree with her]

-Slowly turns around- Ew, not you. You can be as loud as you want. I hope they eat you. -Rolls her eyes before looking forwards again-

[smacks her in the head with his gun] I told you to shut your mouth, you stupid bitch. [walks to the side and is tackled to the ground by a bonie, but he kicks it off and shoots it in the head before getting up and shooting the others coming his way]

Shut the fuck up. [hides behind the tree with her]

Who wants to watch this weird reality show with me?

Who the hell cares about that? [rolls his eyes] So, what are you going to name him?

It’s not a conscious decision. It’s science. It’s that instinct of wanting to keep the species alive. [sticks out her tongue at him again] I don’t know. Kovu wants the middle name to be Nuka, after his brother, who’s going to be the godfather. I’m okay with it, because Nuka took care of him and kept him safe. I owe Nuka a lot for keeping him alive.

I don't have that instinct, then. [grabs for her tongue again] So you haven't decided on a first name, huh? I vote... Joseph. A real normal name.

Who wants to watch this weird reality show with me?

Says who? You? Please. Chicks with big tits and big butts are just weird. I don’t like ‘em. [glares at her] You name that kid Peanut or some weird crap like that and I shoot you in the head.

Well, it’s genetics. Big tits and big butts means fertile. You know, more likely to… [glances down at her bump] Oh, well… First time for everything, I guess. [gigglesnorts] I’m not going to name him after food, okay? I don’t hate my baby, you know. I was just messing with you.

Who the hell cares about that? [rolls his eyes] So, what are you going to name him?

[stares at her like she’s an idiot] What the fuck is wrong with you? You’re gorgeous. If you weren’t with Kovu and I wasn’t with—.. With who I’m with, I’d sure as fucking hell try to get with you. All those people he was with before you obviously had nothing on you, since you’re...

Says who? You? Please. Chicks with big tits and big butts are just weird. I don't like 'em. [glares at her] You name that kid Peanut or some weird crap like that and I shoot you in the head.

That’s dumb. [pauses] Girls are dumb. Like, some of them are ten times worse than Ed. He’s not even that bad, though, so. [bites the inside of his cheek] What did Scar do to you?

[laughs awkwardly] Yeah… At least Kovu had the decency to date sex bombs before we got together....

[stares at her like she's an idiot] What the fuck is wrong with you? You're gorgeous. If you weren't with Kovu and I wasn't with--.. With who I'm with, I'd sure as fucking hell try to get with you. All those people he was with before you obviously had nothing on you, since you're the one he's decided to stay with. [sighs] Please tell me you're not naming this kid Peanut.