BRACKETS

A little anecdote by Neil Apsinall I just had to share because I somehow never heard about this 😭

Paul:

Either wakes up 10 minutes before his alarm, or sleeps right through it. No in-between, and it doesn't matter how many hours of sleep he got the night before.

Ringo:

Has to set multiple alarms to stir him from deep sleep, and when he finally does wake up he jolts up like a tortured soldier re-living WW2 and gives himself a headrush.

George:

Sets multiple alarms in an attempt to get up early, but it never works. He wakes up when each one goes off only to dismiss them, until the very last one rings, and only then does he drag himself out of bed.

John:

Has about 15 alarms, sleeps through every single one somehow. He only rises when someone else angrily wakes him up after having to endure his many many alarms. He's been hit with many pillows, and one bucket of cold water due to this.

I'm so chill about this.