Maebe It’s Maebelline

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

Gays when they bump into each other in public

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable