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A man doesn't need a home, all he needs is a shelter.   If we can sell him on the idea of a shelter, we can make millions.

Do you think, like, maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids? - No. But what if you met just the right man who worshiped and adored you, who'd do anything for you, who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?

My friend, you suffer from the misplaced optimism of the doomed.

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Movies are fun, but doing illegal things in real life is even more fun!

When was the last time you slept? - Who keeps track of that?

I don't need to work out. My anxiety acts as aerobics.

Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

I love self-loathing complaint rock you can dance to.

You can give someone your delusion, Sara. That's religion.

One man's mundane and desperate existence is another man's Technicolor.

You see, friendship is more than one person constantly doing favors for another.

I'm not fucking crazy!