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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
In college, I worked the campus bookstore, register and accounting. It was the first week of January and in comes this woman with a total "Ugh, I can't believe I have to be here" expression on her face. I greet her and go back to reading my book.
"Why do you still have Christmas music on? The holidays are over."
"I'm not in charge of the music, ma'am, that's at inventory's discretion."
"Where are your art supplies?"
I point in their direction. "Right over there, ma'am."
She checks. "Is this all you have?"
"At the moment, yes."
"I can't believe this is what you charge!"
"Prices are set by the buyer, ma'am."
"I can get these cheaper at a store downtown."
"You're welcome to shop there instead."
Full Karen mode ensues. The buyer, Tara, steps out of her office.
"Excuse me, what's going on here?"
"This cashier has been rude to me" blah-blah-blah.
I'd been working there over a year, by this point; my personality was well-known to the staff.
"What happened?" she asked me. I tell her everything start to finish.
"Ma'am, I have to agree with him. If you don't like our music, selection, or prices, you don't have to shop here. Please leave."
I was sorry to leave that job, but it was only a student position. When my accounting certificate was done, so was my time in the bookstore.
he shaved himself to feel the brisk summer breeze
My mom Naired my arms the summer before my junior year in college. That same summer, I got an ear piercing. I get back to school the next month, everyone notices my arms aren't hairy anymore.
Once the hair grew back, one of my fellow math majors pointed at my ear and asked, "Did you always have that, or is it new?"
Me having hairless arms was more disorienting than me wearing slacks the year before. Weird.
SKUNK CROCHET PATTERN GIVEAWAY
This giveaway closes in 1 week (June 6 at 12:00pm EST)
TO ENTER:
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Vote for your favorite of the three (doesn't have to be skunk)
Opossum
Raccoon
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THREE winners will be announced shortly after the giveaway ends.
ALL I will ask of you (if you win) is for an email address, so that I can send you the file for the crochet pattern. If there so happens to be ANOTHER NICHET IMPERSONATOR asking for ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT, DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY INFORMATION.
If you would like a physical skunk, you can commission them from me! Visit my website, tap on the three lines in the top-left corner, and tap "REQUEST COMMISSION" or send me an email ([email protected]).
The Skunk Crochet Pattern will be available for purchase in my Etsy Shop and Website on May 31st. Visit NichetCrochet.com
The same giveaway is happening on Instagram!
Thank you for reading! I love you.
toby and ted's heater is screwed up
I am *absolutely* Ted in this scenario.

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How about this one from "The Daring Game For Girls"?
Many years ago, I worked for an e-book company. There was an author who wrote children's books that we constantly had to flag for using copyrighted images, and English was not her first language, so there were other problems besides.
My roommate, who also worked there, suggested we come up with a parody thereof, and we came up with an idea that the title character should bear witness to a criminal stuffing something into a tree hole before taking off. Being innocent, this little bunny would have no reference for police or anything like that, but he's curious about what went in the hole.
He finds a sack of white powder, and assumes it's sugar. He takes it home and makes icing for a cake he baked. The consistency doesn't look quite right, so he gives it a taste.
The next line, and where we ended the idea: "That's when shit got real."

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new pafbar dropped
God DAMN, I KNEW IT! I would always tell my dog she had "infinite capacity for noise-making," and she had the power all along!
Made some gummy bears last night. After 18 hours in the fridge, they're now curing at room temp.
Pink = strawberry nectar
Off-white = guava nectar
Turquoise = blue curaçao
Terra cotta = Razzmatazz
Yellow = Limoncello
Not bad for a first try!
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It's a learned behavior from my roomies.
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Thank you for the support you've shown this project on Tumblr. I've found it's easier for me to keep one comic archive active, hence I've chosen to stick with the custom site I have up on Comic Fury.
You may follow the comic directly there, or follow any of my social media linked on the main site for page update notifications.
We're back from hiatus as of today, and there will be consistent updates for the foreseeable future.
~Del
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Please checkout my art on my new art blog @nintala-scribble
And be sure to check out my other sites!! My audience has drastically gone down during my hiatus and health recovery, cause I don't draw so much as I used to it's impacted my income very badly!! Next year I will be getting back into art, doing freelancing and working on my webcomic again! I hope to stream more too! For all my sites you can check out my carrd~ Thanks for enjoying my work!