just be cool bro

*drowns myself in romanticized idealizations*

you sir are hired

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

IT’S BACK

MR THE ROCK JOHNSON

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

we didn't evacuate the dancefloor and look what the fuck happened...

cause everytime we touch we spread the virus and everytime we kiss I swear I might die

Anyway for enrichment during isolation, try putting a treat for yourself in a toilet paper tube and stuffing newspaper in either side. Then you can watch yourself shred the paper up and get to the treat! :)

Ok but I genuinely have a jar of candy that has melted together and I've been spending Hours of my last week trying to dig out pieces of candy with the end of a fork and I feel Immensely satisfied every time I free a chunk .. it works

Thats enrichment babey

Awe he gave him a thumbs down

Life is full of big decisions

WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING