slower traffic keep right

I think I've encountered real, legitimate water fog about twice in my life. At the time, I was elated, overjoyed to test out the foglights on my car for once. Reaching down, I pushed the button and was rewarded with a slightly brighter road, all the better to see how I still couldn't see shit with my Federally-mandated lowbeams lighting up the cloud ahead. Real great invention, foglights. No wonder everyone drives around with them turned on all the time when it's bright and sunny; otherwise, you'd never get your money's worth.

As for the front defroster, your windshield isn't fogging up, because you're holding your breath, waiting for the moment that the rear end of the car gets light. If you exhale, your car will begin its beautiful arc into the ditch. Do you remember how old your snow tires are? Got all their studs? No need to worry about what your breath is doing until long after you're over this bridge. Switching that fucking thing on will crack all the rock chips, too, and then you're paying out at least $350 the next summer.

The cover of Z-Sting written by Ian Wallace.

Farm in the Fog🌌 West Newbury, Massachusetts |

Think about how much power labor has. These guys working in big positions talking about the kind of damage some "high school dropouts who ganged up" can do with an edge of fear in their voice

Anyway, it turns out the Choir of Lies audiobook secretly came out in October so I was listening to it all week and remembering a whole bunch of shit-posting I meant to do for it. Here, have some now.

THANK YOU

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD