My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

Dyke who slaps you and grabs you by the neck while fucking you. Dyke who calls you a faggot while She beats you to tears. Dyke who shoves Her fingers into your mouth when She tires of hearing your sobs 🖤

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

Something good finally comes from Ohio.

Smash them thangs

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

hi i’m queer i love being queer i love my fellow queers i love love love being queeeeeeeeeer

awww, that so cute, you must have worked so- OH.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

asbestos knows i’m really really cool and will let me do whatever

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Genuinely hysterical that they’re pretending Mitch McConnell isn’t sitting next to Charlie Kirk in hell right now but announced Lindsey Graham’s death at 2am like fuck it