Avant-Garde Fish Experience

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

i get so gay off that tim horton’s iced capp

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Ok, hear me out. Maybe it’s like a power rangers megazord situation. If you combine the powers of 5 forwards, you get an overpowered goalie

do you think if the sirens can’t draft a goalie greg fargo himself will get in goal?

Put Pascal Daoust in there during practice and let the remaining Sirens skaters slap shot their frustrations out on him

if I hear the phrase "vote with your dollar" one more time we're building the Stalin canal

@postoctobrist