emma

@gallusrostromegalus

Tree Kangaroos are up there on the list of animals I'd put on a "Guess What The Fuck Animal This Is!" quiz.

if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it

Has anyone made a video game out of this yet?

they should have tried having gay sex. it wouldnt change anything about their situation but then at least they could say they gave it a go.

I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to day drink

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.