“Keep the change.”

I got a college deposit to hand in. Money come find me!

I would just like some money thanks

Nahhh, can’t risk it.

✨sorry y’all

im sorry yall

I work in insurance yall, I ain’t risking shit

so the first time i saw this i scrolled passed  since then ive totaled my car…. 

I fucking hate these stupid ass posts. Why would you wish bad luck on anyone for a rt. But I'm also paranoid as fuck so here I am. But God I hate this. Stop.

I can’t hit the ball standing still

when did golf start going trick shot

Dang bretheren

Golf was always trick shot

“Best friend” is a weird way to say married, but I did enjoy Captain Marvel a lot.

It was during the 90s during the height of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, okay?

just say it out loud at least once before you knock this post

I wish this video was 6 hours long

In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through all that time, his wife changed so much it felt like he had been with 8 different people by the end. But he said the secret to making it last was that through all those changes, he never suffocated his wife with his own idea of who he expected her to be. Rather he loved, fully, every new woman she became.