Hehe

After a while there's not much left to do with a guy besides cut off his arms and legs

Come on everyone let's go cut off this guy's arms and legs

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

boys should hump things and cum in their pants more

will you intrinsically understand my vision or are you like the rest of them

I love you speculative biology. I love you worldbuilding projects. I love you creature design. I love you fantasy biology. I love you speculative evolution. I love you science fiction.

am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

i have a suggestion

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

the most dangerous thing in the world is a man with nothing left to lose. [thinking] or maybe something to lose. maybe a lot of things to lose? [furrowing brow] or a spider. a really big spider with... poison teeth. [exceedingly pleased with myself] the most dangerous thing in the world is a big ass spider with poisonous fangs

or maybe a nuclear bomb.

take a look 👆 you just might feel something incredible

“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.