His Royal Highness

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Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀

And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks

Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌

Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn

Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!

I’m sorry can we go back to the 30 dollar serum? What are you scared he’s gonna steal your vaseline and your toothpaste too ?

I just realized we are going to have to deal with Eureka O’Hara on a season of all stars at some point 🙃🙄

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY PUT EUREKA AND SILKY ON THE SAME SEASON OF ALL STARS???

hey quick question, how do straight people watch this?

with they dick hard