bad yumeship imagines

hi i am ezra @ezruv and welcome to bad yume/selfship imagines 😁 what comes in the box is what it says on the tin; submit bad imagines to my blog and i shall post them

f/o that dyes their hair accidentally staining s/i or their belongings with hair dye

Chasing F/O around with a broom after they misbehave

F/O with a lot of hair leaving behind clumps of their hair all over the place

Imagine wearing your f/os jacket except the scenario doesn't look like a lovey-dovey insta post as planned but instead it hasn't been washed in years so you pass out from the smell

Imagine hitting your f/o with a brick to the head because they won't stop yapping about random shit

imagine walking in on your f/o laying on the floor crying, and it’s because they stubbed their toe.

Imagine your f/o getting turned into a fly and having to put an uglyahh neon bow on them to recognize them 😿

(I don’t really know what qualifies as bad cuz I’m stupid… so forgive me if I’m doing this wrong—)