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Are you just mad because the bouncers let the rat in and not you? It's OK, sit down (pats seat) talk to us about how that made you feel.

#Bar 107 #Bar107 #funny #lol

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A guy finds a pickled wasp in his salad. He calls the waiter to his table. "There is a pickled wasp in my salad! How did a pickled wasp get in my salad?!?" The waiter looks at the dead bug and goes "I'll ask the chef how it got there but I'll have to blame the pickling on our bartender!"

Good night folks!

YADADADADADADADADADADADADAD...

#chateau marmont #chateaumarmont #food #funny

Loud, Douchey Dance-Hall/Hip-Hop Music is our WiFi network name.

#The Black Sheep #TheBlackSheep

Well played, sir. Well played.

#Carmine's Parkside Pizza #CarminesParksidePizza #LOL #funny

She's a service freak! Service freak! She's service freaking ouuutttttttt!

#Cafe Gratitude #LOL #Funny #CafeGratitude

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They do? Is it listed on the menu or is this like a secret thing only regulars know about? We always feel odd ordering off menu but since you recommended it...

We called. It's one of the specials today.

#909 Pub #909Pub #funny #lol

Motel 6: We'll snuff your light out for you #failedmottos

#Motel 6 #funny

Let us know next time you go to the Duane Reade. We won't be any help getting you better service, we just want to be present when the pharmacy tech yells out "PUSSY! PUSSY YOUR PRESCRIPTION IS READY!"

We want you way across the store too, so they have to call you over the loud speaker.

#Duane Reade #DuaneReade #funny #lol

Oh, you'll be back [MANIACAL LAUGH] ... you'll be back [STROKES SILVER GOATEE]

#Nizam of India #NizamofIndia #food #funny

#Parao Bar #ParaoBar #karoake #Bar Rescue #funny

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Some Drunk Girl Vomited All Over The Dance Floor and Onto People

Good band. We caught them last year at Burning Man.

#New Wave Restaurant #NewWaveRestaurant #LOL #funny

Why are they so stingy with their cheese? Frankly, that's nacho concern.

#El Pollo Loco #ElPolloLOCO

"Old Persian women. Need I say more..."

That's the same way Andy Cohen pitches new TV shows to Bravo.

#Pacific Ocean Laser Center #PacificOceanLaserCenter #funny #LOL

"I'd rather fuck a porcupine than ever eat at this dump again..."

"Food was atrocious at best..."

"Potential of food poisoning..."

FOUR STARS!

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#Batavia #funny

This is the male, Acura version of Pretty Woman when Julia Roberts walks back into the shop on Rodeo Drive.

Big mistake.

HUGE.

#Airport Marina Ford #AirportMarinaFord #funny

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Sir, we suggest taking your business elsewhere. Perhaps to a classier joint with "traction things" around their pee pools. Consult Zagat.

#Big Wangs #BigWangs

Trick me once, shame on you...

Trick me 25 times, I'm obviously a moron, so keep on doing whatcha' doing

#El Pollo Loco #ElPolloLoco

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