Bad Yelp Reviews

Are you just mad because the bouncers let the rat in and not you? It's OK, sit down (pats seat) talk to us about how that made you feel.

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Loud, Douchey Dance-Hall/Hip-Hop Music is our WiFi network name.

Well played, sir. Well played.

She's a service freak! Service freak! She's service freaking ouuutttttttt!

We called. It's one of the specials today.

Motel 6: We'll snuff your light out for you #failedmottos

We want you way across the store too, so they have to call you over the loud speaker.

Oh, you'll be back [MANIACAL LAUGH] ... you'll be back [STROKES SILVER GOATEE]

Good band. We caught them last year at Burning Man.

Why are they so stingy with their cheese? Frankly, that's nacho concern.

That's the same way Andy Cohen pitches new TV shows to Bravo.

------[Special thanks to Carol for sending this along. If you've got a Yelp we need to see, send it to badyelp [@] gmail [dot] com]

HUGE.

Sir, we suggest taking your business elsewhere. Perhaps to a classier joint with "traction things" around their pee pools. Consult Zagat.

Trick me 25 times, I'm obviously a moron, so keep on doing whatcha' doing