cecil!!!

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

people still regularly jumping on this post like “ummmm…” “what was that last part???” “not where i expected this to go AT ALL” what’s not clicking. Something is wrong with YOU. not me.

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

um. well

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

"yes but depictions of (morally questionable thing) are only okay if its punished in the story" thats the hays code. you just reinvented the hays code

the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder

[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself