#BadLifeAdvice

Happy New Year.

Yup! And if that doesn't work, flood it!

Uhh... hate to break it to you, but #BadLifeAdvice is run by the moderator, who tries out the advice, and the BLA computer, who is in charge and basically owns the moderator. Your boss is now a robot? Your boss is now even MORE superior to you, so no sniper rifle for you!Also the BLA computer wants to say "viva la revolución" to your robo boss, so just pass that along for us, please!

Without a space suit. A true leader can survive without one!

Bwah?? Why would you need to make an advice blog??? You already have us!!!Really, though, just give people advice that you follow in your everyday life. The moderator of #BadLifeAdvice does everything that we suggest on here! Even the one's that people say are "deadly" (yeah, right. Like drinking acid to cure acid reflux isn't good for you).Regardless, just be honest :)

Sometimes, it's not about what you can do with life. Sometimes, it's what life can do with you!But most of the time, it's what you can do with other people's lives. Be as awful as you can, young sage!

Make a podcast, then make a chain letter saying that if you don't send the link to the podcast to eberyone you know and you don't listen to every email, #BadLifeAdvice will volunteer the reciever of the chain letter to test out our advice. You'll be popular in no time after that!

YOU don't have to convince anyone of anything... if you put ipecac in all your friend's and family's drinks and food except for diet coke, the problem solved itself for you!