a WOMAN is trying to COURT YOU and she grows NINE FEET TALL and summons a GREATAXE from the SKY
I need you to know that I saw this post before I had finished episode 26 and thought it was a JOKE
God I love Ingrid SO MUCH
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.

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trying on a metaphor

Kaledo Art

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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Three Goblin Art
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Andulka
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a WOMAN is trying to COURT YOU and she grows NINE FEET TALL and summons a GREATAXE from the SKY
I need you to know that I saw this post before I had finished episode 26 and thought it was a JOKE
God I love Ingrid SO MUCH

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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area theyβve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record Iβm fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
I'm reblogging this because I'm positive the reason Tumblr showed me this post was because I reblogged something about Quincey Morris, the cowboyest Americanest vampire hunter of all time, because literally my account is less than 24 hours old, Tumblr has almost no information about me, but apparently I'm being typecast as person who wants to hear about cowboys
Which, I mean, you're not WRONG, but
Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.
it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

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Of course there are many amazing exchanges between our beloved characters during this Convergence but never have I found Brennan Lee Mulligan more relatable than when he asked Marisha "do you have messages in your messagey messenger there" because he definitely forgot the word for "iPad"
Transgender TMG Song Bracket Winner!
Congratulations to Heretic Pride for sweeping the competition, and officially being crowned as the most transgender song by hit band The Mountain Goats!
I loved, loved, loved reading everything everyone had to say in the notes of that final round (and all the polls in all the rounds!). I have had a tremendous amount of fun running this bracket, the biggest thank you in the world to everyone who has participated.
May we all feel proud to be alive, each and every day.
I WILL BURN HOTTER THAN THE SUN
I made a graphic in Word to explain my experience with the 2025 Mountain Goats concept album, Through the Fire Across From Peter Balkan
I love this album with my entire heart and this representation is entirely accurate
You know, as much as I'm a fan of horror and time loops, the absolute funniest interpretation I've seen of Dracula Daily is the one that goes that Jonathan Harker is fine and healthy and happy, he's just telling this story to his grandkids. Again. Because they love hearing the Vampire Story.
unfortunately i am captivated by his terrible terrible vibes
(references for his armour + arms below the cut because my cr4 watching has coincided with a medieval armour phase. of course)
[ID: a digital portrait of julien davinos from critical role on a dark green background. he is depicted from the waist up facing the viewer, looking off to the side. he holds his rapier vertically in front of him, and his gauntlet rests across his body. the linework is a saturated red. on the left side of the line created by his rapier, he is surrounded by a bright red silhouette, which in turn is surrounded by a faint row of feathers on the green background. on the right side of the rapier, he is surrounded by a faint dark green silhouette, and the green background forms a starburst shape emanating from him. on the outside of the starburst is the same bright red. border panels on the right and bottom edge of the canvas contain a pattern of vines, and a square where the panels meet in the bottom right corner contains the silhouette of a bird. the silhouette on the left of the rapier, the starburst on the right, the border vines, and the bird are all outlined in bright blue. end ID]

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goodest bois adventuring duo π
Come to Campaign 4, we have SO MANY GOOD DOGS
i know we all poke fun at quincey's dialogue for being the most stereotypical yeehaw cowboy slang imaginable, but it is genuinely so cute to me that he actually plays that up because he knows lucy thinks it's funny
~Araman βοΈππ¦
The COLORS, my gosh
Shrimp Thimble before Mermay is over
...shrimble?
Truthfully one of the most insane things to me that tumblr users have ever done is transform Dracula from a book about the Victorian scooby gang trying to defeat a vampire into a tragic time loop (which in turn makes the story even more of a gothic horror in my opinion) via the existence of Dracula Daily
Like what do you mean every single year the Harkers, the suitor squad and Van Helsing are forced to relive the worst year of their life
Sure they win in the end but over and over they are forced to loose the people they love, be striped of their personhood and fight what must have seemed like an impossible battle.
And nobody is even aware of this time loop except us and we just feed into this narrative. βOh my friend Jonathan has just sent me another letter letβs hope this goes better than last year ;)β
And from a literary analysis standpoint this whole change is inane because it frames the book in an entirely new light. There is a meta layer of horror being applied to the book that was never possible before.
How many years will they suffer like this before someone realizes something is wrong? Before someone gets dΓ©jΓ vu just a few too many times?Before Jonathan and Mina realize they donβt know what their son looks like all grown up? How many years before they are free?οΏΌ

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