Having kids with them - all LIs
bp hcs of what kids you'd have with them and how they'd turn out
a/n - yes I know you can't decide the gender of children, this is all made up make believe who even cares. also this turned out so long what the fuck man I'm so sorry
xavier
as freaked out as he is, i can't see him having a big family
just one or two kids, definitely a boy, maybe a girl too
he has surprisingly strong genes
that first boy especially is coming out with snowy hair and bright blue eyes lol (and yes this does go for any melanated xav girlies too. he's beating the odds of that punnett square and giving you blonde haired and blue eyed babies. his genes are very determined)
they grow to look a little more like you over time though
both kids are similar in demeanour to him as well - quiet, easy to please, clingy, sleepy
xavier is a little clueless at first but it's okay because he is so ready to learn
he is so lucky your babies are (relatively) low maintenance
absolute boss at the nap time part though
they're annoyingly good at everything like their father too - you tell your son he's only allowed extra snacks if he beats you in rock paper scissors and you have to stop using that tactic and make sure to never try it with your daughter either because he beats you every time
when your daughter makes a face that reminds xav of you he bends to her will very easily
you have a moment with both kids where you lose your mind looking for them and they fell asleep like under the dining room table or something
both always lose their toys or leave them behind when you go out and you curse xavier for it every time
they put everything in their mouths which is great for meal times since they eat everything you give them but kind of terrible for all other times of the day
you've accepted that you'll never fully be rid of the styrofoam bullets littered around the house and found in every nook and cranny from all their games of hunter vs wanderer
video games with the family are interesting - your daughter takes after xavier and absolutely destroys everyone without trying while your son finds something he finally struggles with and is constantly somehow in 20th place in Mario kart
zayne
not having more than 2 kids, he might want more but he knows you both don't have the time
i think he'd have a girl and a boy
the girl has the curse of the first born daughter I fear (carbon copy of her dad down to the glasses, it's okay because he's gorgeous anyway)
quiet little bookworm but probably has a bit of your sass
also has his dry humour
do not speak carelessly around her she will store everything said in her mind and use your own logic against you and zayne will absolutely laugh while trying to clear up the situation (you scold him for it later)
zayne does her hair whenever he has the time (im imagining him gently giving his curly haired daughter 2 dutch braids and tying them with little bobblesš„¹)
once she figures out that he finds her antics endearing (because they remind him of you) it's over for him - especially since she's usually mellow and well behaved so when she does step out of line it doesn't take much before he's buying her ice cream and saying 'i hope you've learned your lesson... don't tell your mother though'
the boy looks more like you though and likely takes after your personality also
he has a diabolical 'why?' phase
maybe a bit weepy - you see how much it hurts zayne whenever he cries
you both adore watching his elder sister comfort him and take care of him though
but your daughter is also probably the type to make shit up to scare him into crying in the first place - *while eating watermelon, with a dead straight face* 'I read in one of daddy's books that eating the seeds means you'll grow a watermelon in your tummy' followed by immediate tears
they both have his sweet tooth - you're So stressed for dentist visits
they never get tired of zayne's evol, infinite stimulation glitch
they avoid getting hurt/sick, not for their own sakes but because they know they'll never hear the end of it from their doctor dad
rafayel
honestly pretty up in the air here, I can see him having anywhere between 1-3 kids
probably boy-girl-boy
also has pretty strong genes (that purple hair is NOT going anywhere if he has anything to say about it... understandably tbh I also wouldn't want to give up my cunty purple hair genes)
his first boy has you wondering if you were even present during the baby making process at all
'I'll argue with a 6 year old idgaf' - rafayel when you ask him why he was fighting for your attention with your kids
god they're all so sassy you can't catch a break - they're those babies that you catch sighing and rolling their eyes
the eldest son has the confidence of someone who has indeed been born to the sea god from ancient legends and his eternal bride
the youngest suffers from youngest child syndrome BADLY - and boy does raf enable it
the daughter is such a little dolly though - I think she would have raf's smile (and brattiness)
all 3 are littered in moles like their dad
they're also all creative in some way - artists, musicians, you get it
oh and raf makes such a big deal about all their masterpieces, framing them, putting them up around the house, gushing to you about them all the time
the first time one of his kids goes out of their way to ask him to give them proper artistic guidance he probably cries
he also sings them to sleep (and tears up when he catches your eldest son singing your youngest the same lullabies)
all 3 are picky eaters but the youngest is especially bad you're almost concerned about it
both you and raf (playfully) try to turn your kids on the other - 'look! daddy is afraid of the adorable kitty!' followed by a flurry of high pitched voices 'don't be mean daddy!' and 'but it's sooo cute' and 'it's not scary at all, look!' *picks up the cat and shoves it at rafayel making him shriek*
on that note they are all kitty lovers, raf is in enemy territory
the oldest two team up to tease the youngest - they get scolded every time they take it too far (raf always films it though because he finds the pranks kinda funny and loves watching back videos where the kid is sobbing convinced they actually took his nose from him and flushed it down the toilet, you refuse to admit you also find it funny)
for his sake, you have to ban raf from teaching the kids maths because one of them said 6-2=7 and you saw his eye twitch like crazy
sylus
3 kids on the dot
girl-boy-girl
I don't think his genes are that greedy but the first girl may also slightly suffer from the curse of the first born daughter
the son and youngest daughter look more like you
there's an even spread of features, some kids having darker grey hair instead of white, some having deeper burgundy eyes instead of bright crimson
he's a little intimidated by the concept of taking care of kids and thinks he'll scare/hurt them but when his baby daughter with the perfect mixture of both of your features crawls over to him and giggles when he acts caught, it breaks him down completely
he spoils them rotten and hates when you're not around and he has to be a little harder on them than usual
his little girls are going to know their worth even if it kills him - he'll be damned before he lets them succumb to societal pressures and seek validation out from the wrong places
he and your son form a union with luke and kieran since they're outnumbered (spoiler, it doesn't do shit, this ship is run by women)
your son especially though adores his big brothers (even if the three are always getting into trouble)
mephisto falls victim to all of their creative endeavours - he is terrified of your oldest daughter and has developed a mild phobia of the colour pink
oh and she's an oldest daughter and a half - sooo demanding (you always say you wonder where she got it from and sylus and mephisto side eye the hell out of each other), constantly teases the younger ones, 'i can make fun of them but don't you dare try that' kind of sibling
she is actively trying to turn your youngest into her mini me - getting the little one to follow her around, getting her in on her interests
she also loves being the leader in games - shes a queen and the other two are her subjects or shes a mafia boss and the others are her goons
her brother always protests to no avail - 'you said i could be the boss this time :(' 'oh, is a lackey trying to overthrow me? get him, boss baby' *she lifts the youngest to smack him on the forehead*
sylus is thoroughly entertained by all of these antics
he tries to keep them out of the loop with his real work but doesn't really lie to them, he's just vague
your kids love when you enrich them with culture like taking them to live music performances and plays/pantomimes
they all play an instrument, the oldest daughter tries all sorts - you really regret getting her a drum kit
your son especially takes an interest in music and playing the piano - he tries to play it off but you can see how happy he gets when you and particularly sylus take time out of your schedules to attend his recitals (as if sylus would ever want to miss them anyway)
caleb
do not, I repeat, DO NOT procreate with this man unless you are prepared for 1, a big family and 2, damn near every kid to be an exact clone of him
his genes are the strongest of them all im sorry man
and you know he's having So Many boys
he also possesses the ability to keep giving you twins
you get like 2 sets of twins in a row and he's pleading on his knees when he's ready for another kid promising you it won't happen again
and yes those 2 sets are boys who are just his mini mes
some things might vary like they might have your eye or hair colour but those faces? yeah sorry man
they also have his mannerisms, shit some even get his lisp and i don't even know if those are genetic
youre not necessarily having kids with the intention of eventually having a girl but your final child is a girl who looks exactly like you and he wants to get on his knees to thank a god he doesn't even believe in because finally FINALLY there's a mini you
and all the boys are similar in personality to him too in the sense that they'd die for that girl
theyre also very over protective of you lol
the older ones don't let you so much as go down the stairs unchaperoned while you're pregnant
mother's day is so packed they just turn it into mother's week
at least one of them also ends up as an aviation nerd
they use military talk around the house
i think the boys especially are more well mannered than people expect - remember caleb grew up taking care of you so they're probably pretty clean and polite, not much roughhousing after a certain age, just all round little charmers
they however are not above making use of their baby sister's status - 'no no you need to ask daddy for it, he won't get it for us if we ask but he'll do it for you'
she develops your cunning nature and is also not above using this against them - won't help them unless they promise her a reward, if they don't back it up she WILL turn on tears to get them in trouble
caleb teaches the boys to be gentle with her but she grows and turns into a menace that yearns for WWE wrestling move reenactments
a/n - if you actually made it this far, thanks! again, it turned out really long by accident but I had fun writing this so I hope you had fun reading! and of course I don't mind if anyone disagrees, I'd love to hear other people's ideas of how their kids would turn out too, let's just keep it respectful :)















