Baryshnikov's Leg Brace

Bronze bull's head, Shrine of San Corro, Talayotic culture, Spain, 5th-3rd century BC

atia of the julii plot: *comes out in new baddies club late roman republic outfit every shot* where are my children i have some human rights violations left i haven’t inflicted on them. who wants to hear my new incredibly successful scheme. it’s not like last episode’s scheme this one will work

mark antony plot: do you know that i like sex. like a lot. i’ve been fucking

octavian plot: war is for proles i want to torture someone to death in the sewer again. this is a good middle school extracurricular

vorenus and titus pullo plot:

Blue glass flask in the form of a mouse, Roman, 3rd century AD

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground