Bertie Carvel at the press night performance of "War Horse" at The National Theatre
02.06.2026 London, England

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Bertie Carvel at the press night performance of "War Horse" at The National Theatre
02.06.2026 London, England

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I wish they had a scene together. đ
had a couple of genuinely tough weeks, but finally crawled to good old relaxing portrait practice just to spite the algorithms
can neither confirm nor deny this was triggered by being accused of being an ai engine for creating arts
also: shhh, there's no blood, just a flower crownđĽ
this one has an owner; but still, when it dries, i am scanning it and adding to my website as downloadable data
timelapse vid below the cut đŤ
Bertie Carvel for The Guardian Saturday magazine (2022)
đˇ David Levene
In my David's version of Moon Over Soho I finally got to the Human Rights dialogue (you know the one)⌠And fuck me! In its original form it is so vexing! I mean, Peter, my dude, you're trying to ride a moral high horse in front of a man who's been doing this shit for much-much longer than you've been alive. And like do you really suggest that this man has been enjoying the killings? News flash for you, Peter, you don't have a legal system for magical cases. It's not about Human Rights or ignoring the law, it's about⌠there not being a law for you. You cannot legally accuse anyone of anything where magic is involved. And your suggestion to keep the jazz-vampires sisters in the Folly on a calculators diet is just bollocks. How convincing that they offed themselves, right? (Right, BA? I'm talking to you, right now. You had no idea what to do with them either, didn't you?)
But still our Kentish Town's Mother Theresa had a chance to say this⌠To Thomas bloody Nightingale!
Peter, my deranged baby girl, you're so out of line here, you have no idea! I'm not even gonna reuse this bit. Cos try saying something like that in front of David Mellenby and survive that conversation. Or at the very least still be an apprentice at the end of it.
And like need I remind you, Peter, that you've been sleeping with a suspect? Apparently I do.

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DALGLIESH | THE BLACK TOWER | S1E3&4
Beautiful.
I said I was done with Doctor Foster gifs and yet here I am. He just looked so delicious here. I couldn't help but place him in a box.
I regret nothing.
DOCTOR FOSTER | S01E04
https://x.com/berticcarvelru/status/2057461330378957025?s=46&t=-S3wazxeQPGLMr1IeXZFqg I need him in the dirtiest way possible
stache so sexy it distracted me from the joutfit
Oh-kay⌠Am I REALLY the only one who get an eye twitch when looking at S3 Bertie? Or it's like Zarathustra forbids us to bring that up? I mean, that is some seriously unhealthy shit.
These two came side by side on my dashboard and I almost fucking crossed myself.
hey so uh the british film institute have selected some episodes of Philosophy Tube for preservation in their archive of national importance
that means future generations will be able to watch the show even after I'm dead and YouTube the platform is gone
this ROCKS
it's nuts that the show is now a part of British cultural history???! like, what?!!! they're gonna be watching me in the 22nd Century are you kidding me?????? Fukin Ikki and Erika are gonna be taking breaks from Medabots battles to watch Philosophy Tube are you for real????
details and a list of the preserved episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/159300843?pr=true

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS FACE!? By the gods.
Dalgliesh 01x04 - The Black Tower pt. 2
For the this year's celebration of the Glorious 25th of May let me present to you my latest project.
Lady's Sybil Ramkin leather corset for a stage adaptation of sir Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards! From sketch to final costume with lovely Errol the Dragon.
Corset made from genuine textured sheepskin and a lots of brass details like buckles, eyelets and studs. Straps has functional buckles and can be adjusted if necessary. Corset has cotton lining with lilac blossom print (I'm not sorry, I can't help myself, I wouldn't miss this chance for a little Easter hard-boiled egg). All creative processes was under strict supervision of my copilot Jarvis, as usual.
Well I wonder why, following the ending of the non-canon Good Omens Finale
(Gif from @fuckyeahgoodomens )
This one needs no explanation
The Beauty of Bertie Carvel
Hey. Wanna see one of my favourite photos ever?
Pigeon uses Remembrance day poppies to build a nest on top of Anti-bird spikes in 2019. The absolute amount of symbolism going on here is off the charts.
A pigeon. Both in that it's a dove which means peace, but more importantly that pigeons were essential as messengers during WWI. Most famously Cher Ami.
The spikes resembling violence and hostility.
Using Poppy pins made specifically for Remembrance day and all the symbolism of Poppies and WWI itself.
The fact that it stole the poppies from a tomb of an unknown soldier.
The fact it took them to make a nest to lay eggs and raise its babies in.
The fact that it's on the ledge of a church.
The fact that the window it chose to make the nest against is of a wounded soldier.
You couldn't have STAGED a better photo if you tried.
specifically the way itâs nesting on anti-pigeon architecture and pigeons are no longer remembered or valued for their service to society and instead seen as vermin just as a disproportionate number of homeless people are veterans who are no longer remembered or valued as people but instead seen as vermin and must build their lives around anti-homeless architecture and policies.

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~MOTION~
GODS. This man is gorgeous.
(and a guest appearance by Maekar!)
A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS S01E02 - âHard Salt Beefâ emphasis on HARD.
Bertie Carvel as Jonathan Strange Jonathan Strange and Mr.Norrell (2015) 1.07