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neinto5

DM: hi! welcome to my air d&d.

guest: don’t you mean air b&b?

DM: no.

[distant roar]

DM: roll for initiative.

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spontaneousmusicalnumber

Maybe a stupid idea, but maybe it already exists

You start a game of DnD with a blank character sheet. Your DM has them all. You only discover stats and things as they become relevant.

Like, “I rolled 7 on my constitution check” “You get a +2 bonus so that’s a 9.” *Hurriedly marking it down*

Or

“I would like to ask the innkeeper if there is anything weird going on in the area” “Dragonborn are rare in these parts, so she is suspicious at your approach.” “Wait I’m a DRAGONBORN?!?”

It would be absolute chaos but for a one-shot I feel it would be fun. Maybe all the characters have amnesia and they have to figure out what they can do from scratch.

birdiethebibliophile

the problem with discord d&d

one person, for the fifth time: my parents are dead

everyone else, also for the fifth time: you cut out a little there what was that?

argoaddict

sufficientlylargen

My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme.

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thendyn

Healthy nutritious breakfast :)

micah-is-a-rock

amazing source of vitamin d and d

strikecommandergabriel-deactiva

D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math

zonerbonerz

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

zonerbonerz

Bonus:

zonerbonerz

another bonus: when the rest of the party went upstairs to get food, ted’s player and I were discussing secrets ted wanted to keep from the party and one of them was “ted’s got no bones”

marsdemo

lenle-g

So our dungeons and dragons group are facing their first ever dragon and I didn’t have a minifigure for it so…

TOOT TOOT

lucyg00se

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camelpimp

I think the true measure of a person’s character is this: in a game with a character creater, do you:

A) just use the default

B) recreate yourself

C) recreate a popular character

D) make your oc

E) just make whatever looks the coolest/prettiest

F) monster factory that shit

mezzodical

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

theorynoodle

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

lovelylovelyartist

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

z-nogyrop

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

spiritednug

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

bemusedlybespectacled

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

redwoodriver-deactivated2018042

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

sparrow-va

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

probablybadrpgideas

Modern Terms for Modern Stats

STK - Stronk PRK - Parkour TCC - Thiccness MEM - Memes ANX - Anxiety AES - Aesthetic

dndeath

Bless you for your mercy

flamingazurefalcon

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awesomesthesia

verdytai

Bard

jewelheart

nail polish is goblincore bc you can make your fingernails colorful and sparkly and also you can hoard the bottles which are colorful and make good clacking sounds

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