Bad At Things

How is this the red wheelbarrow guy

1 hour of silence occasionally interrupted by 1 hour of more silence

Goodnight Nightvale, goodnight

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

Waking up in the middle of the night, gasping for water is my favorite version of getting high on adrenaline

Aw, what a good girl. That’s right, kitten. You’re going to come back to my house and. Wgat was that.

A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.

Mother was afraid, but surely no more than the frogs

Was it you?

Just bought an evil book. Gosh, I sure hope it doesn't have a bunch of evil things in it. I wouldn't want that from my evil book.

I don’t understand the impetus for all the things I say

The evil book

You might try to hurt me but I have regenerative limbs and regenerative feelings and regenerative confidence

That’s not very cool

Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?

Yep some stuff is bad or good.

But it depends

Your eyes shine a very painful green light. You are odorous and pungent. You are loved.

Something something great gatsby

I never read it, is there a fucking bog witch in the great Gatsby?

Ye. She hatches out of a giant egg borne of the blood and ash of the poor and her glowing green eyes lure this one rich fuck into the great big salty bog just outside his house. She's a role model

I finally understand the appeal of the great gatsby

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

THANK GOD FINALLY