Baconsteak

there are 2 kinds of tf2 players left in 2026 and theyre lilythesparklekitty (she/her) and Mr. Slurs. And they are both equally likely to have one of the girls from lucky ★ star as their icon

an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

an early twenties girl asked if she could smoke pipe tobacco in my model T and I said yes and she was like 'you're a cool cat babydoll' and hit the charleston real smooth

I hate da weeks leading up to Christmas the workshop gets fucked up. Another live execution today

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

puts my elbows out like wings

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

cluck on that thangg

Me after typing out a 40 page autism fuelled rant about something and remembering no one is gonna read all this shit