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Southern greasy rice....can ya dig it?? #greasyrice #dirtyrice #southern #southinmymouth check out my site for the recipe, trust me you won't be disappointed!!

Homemade breaded dry rubbed #wings!! With super #spicy buffalo sauce on the side, of course.

Awesomely homemade HEALTHY #friedrice with just a bit of bacon grease, sesame ginger sauces veggies, and the worst slow cooker steak ever. Heed my advice, don't cook steak in a crock pot!!

#Marinara vodka cream sauce with beef #meatballs. Easy, cheap, and delish, using powdered cream!!

I was making marinara, usually just meat sauce, but this time I decided to just keep the ground beef in ball-y form. Then, cuz I was drinking vodka, I decided, fuck it! Vodka cream sauce! Yessss As always, with #bacon

I refuse to believe that I would be the only person a little upset by this latest "news" article about Kylie Jenner. If I ever met a celebrity, instead of an autograph, I would so seriously ask them to give me a job. I'm super skilled with data entry and can do any data entry job ever, i can write articles, take nice pics with my phone camera, i can cook a badass bowl of #ramen with delicious veggies that you don't even notice, i can sorta use hashtags. Come on. #kyliejenner

Am I the only one who wishes that people like the #kardashians were more relatable?? Take, for instance, @kyliejenner. Yes, we all find it adorable that you eat ramen noodles, but have you ever had to eat then because there was no food left in your pantry, and your parent was desperate to be ably to cook you a meal for the first time in 3 days? No, cuz you just got a new car, a gift no less. My sister can do her makeup as well as you can, and yet we both work our asses off and still struggle to pay our rent each month. I promise our family drama is 1,000 times worse/better than the #kardashians, so where are our super awesome deals? Thanks, life.

I made the most awesomest blackened (accidentally lol) chipotle lime ranch chicken thighs, with of course thick cut bacon on the side. BTW, new fave Spanish rice recipe!! Feedback included "if you make rice any other way than this, i don't think I'll eat it". I also found one of my new favorite people on instagram, unvegan. Trying to figure out how to reference them since I'm kinda new to this, but I tagged him on the bacon cuz, uhhh, Yessss, bacon.

YESSS. #baconislife #bacon

Roast beef sandwich with mozzarella and bacon crisped up in bacon grease? #YESSS #roastbeef #sandwich #bacon

No lie, I am so in love with this #crackerbarrel bacon. Oh my gosh. At least once per meal? Yepppp.

SOOOO absolutely loving this No Sleep Podcast that I randomly discovered today, I am obsessed!!! Usually I just rewatch episodes of Impractical Jokers (i've seen each episode maybe 783 times) or Netflix horror movies (i've seriously seen them all) while I'm working, but this podcast has now taken the lead. On a similar note, hey @BQQuinn, are you single?