Procrastinator: Dark Fate

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

really had me in the first half there 😅

An alle AfD Wichser die der Meinung sind was zum CSD Berlin Vorfall sagen zu müssen, weil der Täter vermutlich Islamist war: Haltet eure scheiß Fresse. Wäre das einer von den Nazis der Gegendemo gewesen hätte es euch einen Scheißdreck interessiert.

another night where people who just wanted to celebrate being their authentic selves ended up running for their lives instead. several people in berlin have been injured after a van drove straight into a crowd at one of europe's largest pride events. every time something like this happens, whether we know the motive yet or not, it reminds me how fragile queer joy can feel. our celebrations, our joy and jubilation and pride, can turn into emergency scenes in an instant. sending so much love to queer people in berlin tonight

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it