Backrooms Brain

i am going to eat my own entire skin

Hes so pretty and buff, but has distinct ugly duckling energy. Hes so popular, but seemingly has 4 friends, one of which is his mom and another one is his adoptive sister. Hes obsessed with magic to the point it worries people. He likes being the little spoon. Hes a worrier. Hes a hugger and loves physical contact, but never uses his physique to overwhelm people. Hes a genius. He bagged the most beautiful woman in piltover without even trying. He would do ANYTHING for the people he loves. Hes quick to lose his temper and lashes out but hes even quicker to apologise and grovel. He built himself a cool looking hammer to honour his family legacy and hes not even that good at using it. All his muscles come from manual labour. He lets his own popularity get to his head and is severely humbled for it. He got put in a position of power and his sense of justice immediately got the better of him. Hes like 80% legs. Hes the corniest dude youve ever seen. Hes not good at reading social queues which makes people think hes simple or easily lead, but he actually just really likes getting instructions. Him and Viktor matching each others freak almost ended the world. Hes so polite and proper but also a massive bitch when overstimulated or annoyed at someone. Hes very stubborn and not immune to ignoring peoples wishes because he thinks he knows better. Hes a bit vain, but by the end of the story he fully doesnt give a shit about his looks or other peoples opinions anymore. Hes deeply traumatised and volatile after returning from the abyss, but his first priority is still to keep his promises. Hes so afraid, but he would never abandon his best friend. Hes so cute, i want to eat him.

As promised, I'm torturing the Fereldans again

(or, what i imagine happened immediately post canon)

Nothing here needs solving, but it keeps presenting problems.

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backrooms date night

they're plotting