Buzzy Bee!!!!

(To get this out of the way, we’re specifically talking about todays match with them)

Loki is lowkey disappointed in himself for not doing anything. He missed a free kick (or that got blocked idk), his team didn’t score, and France lost 0-2 to Spain (Bunny scored TRUST)

Hugo was also on the team and didn’t do shit. During halftime, I’m pretty sure the locker room sounded like this between HugoLoki:

“Vivien, what’re you do? We’re being crushed by a guy named BUNNY!!”

“Julian, we’re not in a bad situation. We can still fix this. Just try to run faster, and earn a free kick.”

“Yeah, Loki, just run faster. That’s your specialty.”

Loki kicked a ball at Charles head to shut him up, but everyone was stressed. Hugo was “reading”, Charles was goofing around, and Loki is taking all the responsibility for his team being down 0-2 in the first half because he’s the captain.

We all know what happened during the second half. The Loki Special.

How did they react to the loss?

Majority do the French team was upset that they aren’t making it to the finals, some crying and stuff.

Charles was on the VERGE of throwing a tantrum and screaming at the cameras in French that “THE GAME WAS RIGGED!! BUNNY DID IT!!!”

Hugo and Loki snuck away from the cameras for a moment to talk with one another (by talk I mean kiss away each other’s tears away because being seen on live tv crying isn’t true).

“Jules, we aren’t winning the World Cup this year, but there’s still next year.”

“Charles is right. Bunny rigged the game so he could play against Argentina.”

“Don’t listen to Charles, you’re just upset and confused.”

“Shut up, you can’t even read a real book.”

“…”

“Can we cuddle later?”

“Sure.”

Basically, Charles keeps saying the game is rigged, Hugo is trying to comfort Loki, and Loki keeps seeing edits of him titled “Sad Julian Loki” with those Fake Smiles over his face all over his socials.

Bonus: He actually becomes El Dictator in the locker room for their final game against their next opponent (PLEASE LOSE ARGENTINA PLEASE LET ENGLAND WIN), and yeah. That’s all I have because I’m mad and need to find a way to express myself.

we all know how rin is after the u20 match (i think) when sae acknowledges isagi instead of him, how do u think they’d try to comfort him considering rin might be mad at isagi lol 🤔🤔

Ouu shii I have a stalker👀👀 (Tabiori indirectly mentioned)

Hehehehehe, where do I even begin with BachiRinSagi?

I don’t know how to explain this but lowkey it’s like everyone hates everyone. Rin is feeling a LOT of emotions, because he just got his cute little heart crushed by his mean older brother.

Now we all saw how Isagi tried talking to him in the locker room, and how Rin finally acknowledged Isagi as his rival, but if Bachira was there before him, it would turn out differently.

Bachira found Rin first, and was very surprised to find his cold, stoic boyfriend… in tears? Not full on sobbing, but just enough to be noticed by his amazing wonderful boyfriend Bachira.

He sits down next to Rin, doesn’t say much. He doesn’t even know why his boyfriend is crying, yet he comforts him anyways. He holds Rin’s face between his hands, wipes away his tears and replaces them with kisses, all that lovey dovey stuff to help Rin forget about Sae’s comment for now…

When Isagi comes in a few minutes later to tell Rin what he wants to day, he’s surprised to see Bachira hugging Rin while giving Rin all the praise he can offer! Rin doesn’t react much, but he’s stopped crying, until Isagi showed up.

Isagi doesn’t know what he did wrong because no one ever told him. Bachira doesn’t know either, but Rin has made it clear it has something to do with Isagi, so BachiRinSagi momentarily became BachiRin without Isagi!!!

During their two week break before the NEL, Isagi doesn’t stop trying to comfort Rin. Even if Rin won’t let him into their shared room (pretend they’re roommates…), he still slides little notes under the door, has Bachira deliver his favorite snacks, basically pampers him without directly seeing him.

The night before they’re supposed to meet back up with the Blue Lockians, Rin finally lets Isagi back into his life!!! He doesn’t tell him why he was so distant, Isagi doesn’t push it, and they just lowkey look at each other for a straight minute before hugging (because Bachira wanted to triangle hug!!)

Basically, Rin shuts Isagi out for a while to think about what his mean big bro said, only lets Bachira comfort him, gives Isagi the cold shoulder, before finally letting him back into his life because he can’t live without BachiSagi!!!!✌️😊

Ouu shiiii👀👀 (I need to stop saying this), but this is a good question!!!

Okay so we (yes WE) all love mischaracterizing these adorable cuties!!!! Idk how many ships to mention, but I’ll figure it out along the way!!

First up is BachiRinSagi!!!!

Bachira would call his partner anything and everything he can think of, even if it only makes sense to him!!

“Isagi, you’re the buzzy to my bee!!!”

“Bachira, what does that even mean..?”

(Bachira feels complete whenever he’s with Isagi, especially when they first met!!)

Rin is kind of complicated when it comes to love. His pet names souns good in his head, but sounds like a personal attack on Isagi and Bachira!!

“Rin-Rin!! Let’s cuddle!!”

“No need to scream it, crazy eyes.”

“…what do you mean ‘crazy eyes?’ My eyes have always looked like this.”

(Rin basically meant that he loves the way Bachira’s eyes show just exactly how he feels about something, whether he’s sad or excited, he always shows it before saying it!!!)

Isagi is definitely the best at giving his partners pet names. He’s always heard his parents call each other cute things, so he’s learned from the best!! (Except they’re absolutely corny because he secretly binges romcoms in his free time!!!)

“Hey Isagi!! Can we triangle kiss with Rinnie again??”

“Of course, my lovely buzzy bee.”

“That’s sickly sweet of you, sprout head.”

“No need to be so sassy, my angry little owl.”

“…”

(Yeah they’re corny but at least he’s trying his best!!)

Next up is KUNIGIRI!!!

Pre!WC Kunigami definitely treats his Prince like a princess!!! Most of his pet names for Chigiri are romantic and straight out of a fairy tale (he reads his little sisters those cute princess and knight love stories), so he uses them on Chigiri!!

“You look absolutely divine tonight, my beloved prince.”

“..have you ever thought of becoming a knight instead of a super hero?”

Post!WC Kunigami threw away his old self, which meant all the loving, and adorably ridiculous pet names he used with Chigiri. Now they’re bland with little to no passion behind them.

“Here’s your towel.”

“Thanks… love.”

(Chigiri’s face lights up whenever Kunigami adds a little pet name. Even if it wasn’t over the top, just hearing it made his heart race!)

Chigiri definitely calls Kunigami silly nicknames that mostly refer to his muscles, because that’s the first thing he noticed about him to be honest.

“You’re looking good as always, beautiful.”

“Thanks muscle head. You’re just the thoughtful stud I needed.”

(Chigiri has always kept things straight and simple, so his nicknames definitely point out something about Kunigami without directly naming it).

NAGIREO THE ULTIMATE GAYS!!!

Reo calls Nagi his treasure, which is obvious, but something their friends never notice is how Reo always calls Nagi “his hassle” as a joke because he’s doing everything for him!!

“Reoooo… wanna cuddle with you…”

“Alright, my lovely hassle.”

“Reoooo… I want more robux…”

“How demanding, my treasured hassle.”

Despite how Nagi talks and acts, he always puts thought into the nicknames he calls Reo. He doesn’t want to lose the only person in his life to care more about him than his parents ever did!!!

Although, he’s also a little tease without meaning to be. He calls Reo his “sugar daddy” because he can, and it’s definitely true.

“How’d you afford this monitor, Nagi?”

“My sugar daddy bought it for me.”

“You mean Reo?”

“Yeah, my sugar daddy.”

Uhm I have a lil ship I really adore at times, but Tabiori✌️😬

Karasu likes to call Hiori his “lil stalker” because that’s kind of how they continued to get along, after Hiori followed him home!!!

“Where did you put my headphones, Karasu?”

“Next to your hat, lil stalker.”

“You still keep that thing? After all this time?”

“Yes I do, baby. It reminds me of the time I caught you being my lil stalker.”

Hiori has never known real love before because his parents are dumb dumbs, so he calls Karasu things that remind him of his boyfriend.

“You know that yer cuter with my hoodies on, cutie.”

“That’s awfully sweet of you to say, mister analysis.”

(Hiori always notices the small things Karasu does, even if Karasu doesn’t realize it himself!!)

Okay so this is lowkey a bit darker than I thought, and exposing myself as a masochist. Uh I don’t know if these count as TW but here goes nothing!!

TW (I think): Mentions of blood, knife play, uh ultra!sadist Hiori idk (I’m lowkey bad at this TW stuff)!!!

Hiori always forces convinces Rin to sit in his lap whenever he’s playing video games, mostly to earn praise, and to spend time with him.

Rin doesn’t mind it, because he gets to watch his boyfriend play Valorant, while he gives him shy kisses and soft praises (the kind only Hiori gets to hear).

When Rin sprained his ankle during practice, that’s the day he learned his beloved and cute looking boyfriend has a fetish for crippled people!! (How do I genuinely phrase this without sounding mean??)

(They made out in the storage room because Hiori couldn’t help himself, and seeing his perfect striker boyfriend hurt made something inside him scream with joy!!)

Rin lets Hiori explore just how sadistic he can get with him, and it usually ends with Rin full of bite marks and hand prints.

Rin has “Hiori Yo<3” carved into his left hip after they tried out Hiori’s knife play and blood kink.

(I’m projecting atp), but Rin is definitely a masochist, just not an extreme one. He lets Hiori bite him hard enough to almost bleed, or hit him hard enough to leave had prongs the next day. Hiori loves it and always praises him for how brave he is.

Hiori is more possessive than Rin ever will be. After their make out sessions, Rin he covered in marks he cannot hide, but he doesn’t say much when people point it out (he loves the attention his boyfriend gives him)!!

Ouu shii👀👀 my third ask?? TIME TO MAKE SOME BULL SHIIIII

If Chigiri accidentally became an influencer, a LOT would happen!!!

It all started with a long YouTube video, Chigiri yapping away about how his hair care routine requires all this maintenance, special products, specific brands, all that stuff.

BOOM!!

He wakes up to a ton of notifications from YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, etc about the new star hair influencer: Chigiri Hyoma!!!

People ask all sorts of questions in DMs and comments, and he ignores all of it (he tryna ignore it), but one comment sticks out the most:

“Yo gang, why’re you wearing a wig and doing all that to it?”

Who disses Chigiri like THAT?! You could call him a woman (he’s heard it a lot), a femboy (maybe you’ll earn a scoff from him), but his hair? That’s the one thing you do NOT say to him.

Chigiri is definitely petty about this, says a few things, and that’s also a big reason on why he’s an influencer. His reaction to the diss comment was heavily clipped, so he became a live streamer and all his responses are getting clipped!!

He also ends up collabing with Aryu (who wanted to see who this new ✨G L AM Q U E E N✨ is flooding his fyp. They talked for hours on live about their hair, and Chigiri became an even BIGGER influencer!!!!

On YouTube, he basically does give out much needed hair care advice. Such as wearing bonnets to bed for the silky effect, make sure to oil your scalp for stronger roots (idk about this one. I’m speaking straight bullshiii) all that hair stuff.

Then it slowly becomes just a blog. He posts about his life outside of his hair. He looks like the type of blogger who will post about living a healthy lifestyle. Taking care of yourself, glow up advice, how to bag an amazing muscle gym rat boyfriend, all that stuff!! (KUNIGIRI SNEAK).

Ouu shii👀👀 my second ask!!

I’ve never thought of this seriously, but I don’t take anything seriously, so lemme yap and COOK!!! (I’m what they call Stu and Pid)

(Btw, everyone isn’t in character, so yeah✌️☺️)

The only reason they’re on a heist is because Bachira wanted to do a triangle date (him and Isagi, Kunigiri, then there’s NagiReo), so there’s that (whether it’s platonic or not, what Bachira says MUST happen).

Isagi is the one who makes the plans or how to get to the World Cup (that’s what they’re stealing TRUST!!!)

He makes the elaborate plans and makes sure that everyone knows that they’re doing!! Although it doesn’t go as expected…

Bachira was supposed to be their decoy, but he somehow messed that up (I pray for that boy). The security saw some random guy in a ski mask talking to NOTHING and dialed a psych ward to come pick up their missing person.

Chigiri is their getaway driver, and he specifically told Reo to get them a car with almost no speed limit, and he made sure to serve looks. He almost leaked his face by checking himself out in his all CUNTY all black outfit.

Pre WC!Kunigami is definitely the muscle man of their group. Nothing too extreme, “just intimidate a few guards if they get too close” is what Isagi said, which backfired because they all found the guards tied up and blindfolded, while Kunigami kept up the bodyguard act!!

Post WC!Kunigami is NOT playing around. What Isagi told him before did NOT help him stay focused. He didn’t even have to do or say anything. Just one look from him made the guards just look the other way (no one is fighting Hulk 2.0 let’s bfr).

NagiReo is the dynamic duo of doing NOTHING. Reo payed the guards who were watching the security cameras to just go elsewhere, while Nagi just watched for additional security Isagi should worry about.

Nagi fell asleep half way through, so Reo just had to make sure his boyfriend was comfortable in his lap while he watched the cameras (Reo made sure his precious treasure didn’t do anything that required effort).

Overall, I would rate this heist a 11/10 because Isagi stole the World Cup!! They managed to get away and caused little to no damage (although stealing Bachira back from the guards was NOT an easy task).

(They broke five pairs of scissors trying to remove the straight jacket the guards put Bachira in after he started talking about his Monster)!!

Chigiri almost crashed because his hair was in the way, so Kunigami held it back for him like the GENTLEMAN he is (pre and post WC), while Nagi only woke up to ask Reo if they could have a sleepover at his place (they dih because Bachira was promised McDonalds as a reward for his hard work!!)

…at least Japan won the World Cup, am I right or am I tight?!?!

I JUST MADE SOME BULL SHII👀👀

(I can’t write at ALL so the roles is basically Isagi is the planner, Bachira is the decoy, Kunigami pre and post WC is their personal body guard, Chigiri is their getaway driver, and NagiReo are the hackers?? Idk but they’re the people who made it into the security room and system)!!

During Rin’s aftercare meditation, Isagi and Bachira always join him without asking (it ALWAYS ends up with them kissing somehow).

Bachira will genuinely talk to his Monster in front of Rin and Isagi, and they just let it happen (Isagi asks Bachira questions about his Monster, while Rin plays his video games, but he definitely shows interest!!)

(Roommate AU) Isagi will lowkey walk into their shared bathrooms unannounced to shower with whoever is in there. Whether it’s Rin or Bachira or BOTH, he doesn’t gaf.

He walks in, showers, makes small talk, kisses them both PASSIONATELY AND ROMANTICALLY, before leaving (Bachira is all dreamy and stuff, while Rin just sighs).

During the 2nd Selection, their relationship is super complicated (let’s pretend they’re dating during Blue Lock and stuff).

They obviously meet up in private to talk, but Isagi gets upset that Rin didn’t automatically choose Bachira and him as their choice for forming a trio!!

Rin says they can’t rely on him to make it to the top, and Isagi thought he was calling him weak (which he wasn’t trying to), so they got into an argument.

It doesn’t get better when Bachira gets stolen from Isagi by Rin. That’s when their relationship is scattered puzzle pieces. Isagi and Rin are both possessive over Bachira (and secretly needy for his attention), so Isagi is about to throw hands with Rin to get Bachira back.

After Isagi is beaten yet again by Rin, they all make up with kisses and cuddles late at night. Bachira makes sure to spoil Isagi a little more than Rin as compensation for being away, but ends up spoiling both of them because his heart can’t handle it!!