catastropheeling good

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

once knew this guy named james who smoked so much that when he died we just put him in a meat grinder and now we mix the ground jimmy into kief and resin and shit whenever we roll our joints

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.