Shits & Giggles

Look, I realize that the whole Schrodinger's Mitch thing has real political consequences on a national level, but since I'm not from Kentucky and have no say whatsoever in the outcome of the situation, I'm honestly just finding the entire thing grimly hilarious. Has Horrible Turtle Man died? We don't fucking know! Turns out senators can just not show up to work indefinitely and there are no consequences! What fun!

Anyway I think more video game quests should make you uncomfortable and guilty and mislead you and corner you between a rock and a hard place and offer hollow victories. There's nothing more annoying than quest writing that scrambles to assure you that you're niceys and good and nothing you put your hand on can ever have negative consequences. "You cannot save everyone" and I cheer and whoop etc.

(For those not in the know, @castformbignaturals is alluding to the fact Memphis is a majority Black city that stands to have its congressional representation entirely wiped out by redistricting led by the Republican governor of Tennessee who has, of course, welcomed the ICE occupation with open arms. Again, the project of MAGA is to reintroduce Jim Crow)

i think it's unfortunately a step beyond jim crow. they want to reintroduce chattel slavery.

The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit

Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks

Excuse me please post ancient erotica link

when you watch too much wrestling you will inevitably forget that normal people generally think the idea of intentionally shedding blood during a performance is horrific

i feel like anyone who has tried to introduce wrestling to a super normie friend has had the moment where you've successfully gotten them to watch a ppv or go to a show with you, they're having a great time, you're flush with success, then they turn to you and go 'that blood looks so real! how do they fake it?' and oh no. oh no. i forgot