sick and sad

when no one respond to you does that mean there in a meeting or they hate You?

there will always be hope.

songs written by people with bpd are always the most poetic and heavenly displays of human emotion. songs written ABOUT people with bpd, however, are always like “she was a slut, but she had a nice butt”

[guy talking about his situationship who won’t commit to him] oh yeah…the ol ball and chain

all men need to be spanked

all men are brats

here, allow me [dehydrates your scrotum to give it a more refined, wrinklier appearance]

i’m wearing a stupid outfit and my hair dried in a weird way. but i plan on having a good day anyways.

Hey I just gave birth to our son. He has my ocd and your narcissism. I love him so mucb

baby girl, is you a zoo? because i’m a wild animal and you’re holding me captive. seriously janet. let me go golfing with the bros

you’re not a “slytherin” rebecca, you’re just toxic.