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*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

Watching a movie in the middle of the day or god forbid in the MORNING is one of the weirdest feelings in the world. Things that aren’t illegal but feel like they should be

i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction

[over the clatter of train wheels] Mumford OR Sons.

apparently ur last 5 non face emojis are ur aestuetic. ❤💞🏳️‍🌈🏃‍♂️💔 AWWW

ra ra rasputin 10 months into quarantine

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

if i ever misspell something no i didn’t that’s a secret letter i put there just for you and you found it. my gift. i love you

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature