Memoirs of a Gaysha

you shouldn’t be allowed to go to the met gala if you aren’t fun

You’re right. The ghost of Oscar Wilde briefly possessed me for a chance to snark about poorly-done camp fashion.

use more olive oil

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

IM AT A WORK MEETIBNG AND THIS ABSOLUTE BASTARD OF A MAN IS EATING AN APPLE BOTTOM-DOWN CORE AND ALL. JUST FUCKING CRUNCHING AWAY LIKE THATS HOW HUMANS EAT APPLES.

Everyone has their own version of you in their minds that you are not aware of. The person you held the door for has a version of you in their mind. The friend you show deep empathy and concern for has another version of you. There are countless versions of you in this world.

Uh,,,excuse me,,,The w h a t?

The concept of “loitering” is violent and evil

The privatization of nature itself, of the outdoors… It’s violent to insist we can only legally be in a place if we (1) bought it, (2) payed our way to be there via goods. It’s violent to remove a human’s place outside and insist they have no community with the spaces that make up our world. Imperialism and capitalism have ruined ruined ruined our harmonies with nature and with our communities

i made up my own mcu movie watch order but my roommate denied it 😔

Send it to me me? I wanna see

this is ideal

Some of you have never gotten all your books confiscated by your third grade teacher because you were reading them under your desk in math class and it shows