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dan: hi phil…. can i wash my clothes at your house this year phil: omg dan hello ^_^ yes sure! dan: since we here……. can i live with you for the next 8 years

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

My favorite part is when people lose their shit at the leg lift.

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs