full homo

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

good evening vampires lets get this blood

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

Not to sound like an aquarius but like…friendship is literally so important, friends are a relationship like any other and its so annoying that people treat friends like they are less then or second tier…like…your suppose to love your friends like a lover and build each other up like lovers. Yall really out here having wack ass friends and treating your friends like shit

the power emminating from this is beyond anything you can possibly comprehend, coward

if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy