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there jus something soo so so hot about piss like its so humiliating bc what kind of dumb animal cant even hold their pee … like omg getting ur ass fucked so hard u lose control & piss urself.. or being forced to drink a ton of water n crying bc u have to go so bad but they threatened to hurt u if you make a mess & them stepping on ur bladder n making u pee all over urself anyway <3

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

whenever i smell weed in public i get picked up off my feet and float towards the source like a cartoon character smellin a pie on a windowsill

if your sexuality feels constricting or like a set of rules you HAVE follow then maybe you just… aren’t that sexuality pal

like this literally goes for everyone not just lesbians like if you’re straight but wish you weren’t so you could fuck someone then i have good news for you!

ok i love that a lot of people are getting the (also good!) message of “it’s ok to just be queer/not use labels/etc” but i wanna reiterate that this post was intended to be about how lesbian and gay are whole identities and we feel freed by our attraction rather than restricted by it and if you feel restricted by the label it’s not that the label is restrictive it’s that it just may not actually be your label!

goddd please just hire voice actors again. like actual voice actors. no more celebrity voice actors please just hire people who know what they’re doing the or voice acting industry will cannibalize itself more than it already is. let jack black do whatever he wants though